I hope everyone understands how vital The Only Lovers Left Alive is to my ongoing existance as a human and a woman and a person.
TILDA SWINTON AND TOM HIDDLESTON STAR TOGETHER IN A VAMPIRE MOVIE. I’m in paroxysms of spiritual agony already because Tilda Swinton is a shining beacon of hope and starlight in this dim, grimy universe where I just got laid off from my day-job, and Tom Hiddleston is a hilarious elf-creature who will probably do 914 embarrassingly sincere promotional interviews about how he developed his character into an indie-rock vampire with 90s grunge hair.
This picture is ridiculous and sublime in equal measure. WHAT HIDEOUS PORTMANTEAU NAME SHALL WE KNOW THEM BY, NOW? Tildaston? Hiddleswinton??
#remember that first time peter got flustered and ran out of the room like socially awkward penguin? #and the entire universe was like YUP THIS IS IT #PAY ATTENTION PETER THIS IS LOVE #and it was the worst/best/best/worst day of his life #and remember that time harriet was in holloway nick after a) worst break up ever and b) super fun murder trial #and yet she still kind of accidentally started flirting with the silly ass with the wicked mind #for the pleasure of hearing him talk piffle #YOU’RE BOTH AWFUL
For the Men Who Still Don’t Get It, Carol Diehl.
Whisker off her feet.
TOM: So where are you taking Alex then?
HAL: We’re meeting at a bar, then I expect we’ll have supper.